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So I applied to a full time supervisor gig to a fucken mediocre position, and yo, before you judge me and start hitting me with, “how do you know it’s mediocre,” well I am an acting supervisor for it. Sup leaves, and I think, mmmmm tasty opportunity, but my soul warns me, this is gay.…
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Hey you fucken asshole, you gonna feed me or keep crying about your EX? I tell you guys that my doggo has no chill. So many years that I spent being chill with him, talking to him, giving him rubs, and throwing the toy for his satisfaction and the first day he gets the ability…
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Dating over 40 hits different. And not in a good way. I don’t know if it’s me or… wait, no — it is me. Dating after 40 just sucks ass. Some days I feel like I should give up and embrace the hermit life. I open a dating app just to “see what’s out there,”…
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Eat shit, Fight the shin tzu dog treat Got no time for your bullshit Fucken leechy ass tit Eat dirt and revive Plant the seeds for the future divide Lesson lost in time Big booty hoes a natural divine Spit rust when you speak, ’cause your truth’s always antique. You old as twit Tell me…
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Resonate the bells of war, stand up and fight. Don’t let your dreams wander too far, for the wicked come to defile the altar. The echo still moves, and the silence never won. The ghost still rises, for the past that was never done. Rise with the quiet flame, the one that burns without smoke.…
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Ayer murió, ayer fugó. Solo queda lo anterior. Memorias surdas, recuerdos justos, lo que el presente olvidó. ¿Habrá lluvia hoy? ¿O saldrá el sol? Pienso que ella siempre amó un simple NO. El fantasma ya se fue. Ni se despidió. Solo dijo que no le gustó el pretender… Y yo nomás quedé ahí, con el…
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I wasted seven fucken days laid out on the couch like a sack of dirty, rotten potatoes, as if life had suddenly lost all meaning. How did it start? Hell if I know. One day I was living my best life. The next, I had a cough that started lingering around like an unwanted relative.…
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Daily Writing Prompt Stop Auditioning for Other People’s Problems
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Como decirte que te amo,si todo ya ha pasado.Al verte con el otro,quiero gritar y olvidar el pasado.¡Qué amor tan olvidado! ¿Quién seré si no fuera yo?Al mirar la luna, me pregunto yo:morir, vivir o discutir.Yo prefiero el metal y sangrar hasta morir. Yo, al nacer, me despedí.Y no te halagues, no era por ti.Tal…
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I am protective of my tiny heart.After all, my ego was shot.Left are the scars,memories of lovers left afar. I ponder sometimeswhat could have been.I always know my dreams;They never deliver the win. But I only have one goal,and it’s knowing myself more.Maybe I will never achieve it.Maybe one day I will succeed. Parted ways…
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It finally clicked why my ex still lives rent free in my head even though she broke the sink. She isn’t the only tenant. The place is packed. Literature occupies half the rooms. Philosophy keeps strange hours. The Iliad and The Odyssey won’t stop arguing in the hallway while Pablo Neruda and Octavio Paz watch.…
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Everyone says my ex lives rent free in my head. And yeah, not gonna lie, after 4 years, going on 5, it still reigns true. But the real problem is she broke the bathroom sink. The apartment in my head used to be in decent shape. Nice paint, nice fixtures, almost immaculate up until recently.…
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In the Style of Cannock Chase It’s raining outside, As time keeps passing by. Still I drift to sleep, A million dreams at a time. Sometimes I understand why, But when I close my eyes, It doesn’t matter why Only the things I love in life. Ah, da-da-da La-da-da, la-da-da La-da-da, da-da-da Da-da, da-da-da Da-da-da…
