Hey you fucken asshole, you gonna feed me or keep crying about your EX?
I tell you guys that my doggo has no chill. So many years that I spent being chill with him, talking to him, giving him rubs, and throwing the toy for his satisfaction and the first day he gets the ability to talk and he clowns on me? Why, because I am crying over an ex… someone who meant something at one point in my life, maybe similar to how you get a bag of oreos, not the big one but the one with like 6 cookies and you scarf them down because you’re a rat bastard and don’t have to explain your life to anyone. And then you start thinking stupid shit like, damn licking that white center reminds me of her… everything reminds me of her and instead of the doggo being chill and saying, yo broski don’t worry about it, you got this… he fucken barks for food? you rat bastard you! Man’s best friend? Shit, naw, seems I got man’s best hater!!!! arf arf arf DMX!!!!
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