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If I were to tell you my storyWould you listen, would you believe?My heart is cryingGot many a bad deedShe said she wanted a lifeI couldn’t give Now lays a man at my feetMoney is the biggest of sinsI can tell youI am living the sin She’s gonna take everythingOnce they come for meAnd she…
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When I finally decide to exit the game and turn off the console, what will be left behind? What will my nieces and nephews find as they rummage through my drunk tio’s man cave? A 360 loaded with games, an old RCA 5 disc with select cdrs noted in marker. The garge fridge full of…
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I love when we get rain in this little dust bowl on the western edge of West Texas, a place the city natives can’t leave and the non-natives can’t wait to escape. Like I tell my homies, the only time we get real rain is when something terrible happens and people end up paying the…
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Years and years of life’s shitty lessons piling up like trash in a back alley, all supposedly designed to make you tougher, sharper, wiser. Instead of becoming some polished warrior, you chose instant‑noodle death. That was me, god damn NUT CRACKER. Quick collapse. Quick surrender. Quick rot. Come get some! But don’t downgrade it. My…
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So while I was driving to work, Run the Jewels was playing, and I heard the infamous “bag of dicks” line. Immediately, my brain started going crazy. A week ago, I wanted to write this piece, but I felt like I’d already written too many rants about life sucking ass and luck being a total…
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So I applied to a full time supervisor gig to a fucken mediocre position, and yo, before you judge me and start hitting me with, “how do you know it’s mediocre,” well I am an acting supervisor for it. Sup leaves, and I think, mmmmm tasty opportunity, but my soul warns me, this is gay.…
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Hey you fucken asshole, you gonna feed me or keep crying about your EX? I tell you guys that my doggo has no chill. So many years that I spent being chill with him, talking to him, giving him rubs, and throwing the toy for his satisfaction and the first day he gets the ability…
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Dating over 40 hits different. And not in a good way. I don’t know if it’s me or… wait, no — it is me. Dating after 40 just sucks ass. Some days I feel like I should give up and embrace the hermit life. I open a dating app just to “see what’s out there,”…
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Eat shit, Fight the shin tzu dog treat Got no time for your bullshit Fucken leechy ass tit Eat dirt and revive Plant the seeds for the future divide Lesson lost in time Big booty hoes a natural divine Spit rust when you speak, ’cause your truth’s always antique. You old as twit Tell me…
