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Loud acid rain muffled the sounds of the night. Her exposed metal parts sizzled as she ran through the dead streets. Only a few flickering neon lights grazed the empty, cracked pavement of the lonely city. At night, only the dead could be heard — and every soul stayed indoors. She paused under the broken…
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Noodle Cat finally got off his bat bottom and decided to change his life around. Introducing NOODLE CAT’S HABIT TRACKER!!!!!!!!!! Meet the cutest way to stay on top of your goals!This 5-month, fillable & printable habit tracker features Noodle Cat, your adorable accountability buddy who’s here to cheer you on every step of the way.…
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Tribute Lyrics to Boogie with a Hoodie Every day the same old lying,same old style and I’m still flying,caught in a loop, yeah, I’m stunting,stop, drop — but the beat keeps running,life’s on rewind, brakes keep popping,pause, skip — but I’m still yawning. Mama said, “Boy, stop frontin’,”but I never did — I’m just wildin’,love,…
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God Damn! What is it about música norteña that just fires up all the gears in my head and sends me into full desmadre mode — but in the best way possible? Los Cadetes, Los Tigres, Antonio Aguilar… boy, I could keep going. And then boom — carne asada, pollo a las brazas, y todo…
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Maybe it’s me getting older, but man… her music is just straight pissing me off now.Like, you moved on, it failed, but you still want the dude to know you haven’t been able to get it together? GTFOH. Don’t get me wrong — Adele’s a badass singer. One of the best. But her music keeps…
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[Verse 1]Words are sweet when they come from the heartBut bitter when your ego tears them apartLife often feels like a clown showThe older we get, the fewer hands we hold[Verse 2]I only wanted you to knowNever meant it as a “told you so”But when ego speaks, our dreams grow bleakAnd now you’re gone…Even though…
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“Here it is, you rat bastards!!!”The revolution is no longer televised—it’s deep-fried, flame-grilled, and wrapped in foil. The Food Uprising has begun, and the streets of San Antonio are slick with queso and vengeance. 🍔 BREAKING: San Antonio Strikes Back After the Alamo was taken in Issue 2, the city retaliated with a barrage of breakfast tacos and…
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So, the other day I was bored and didn’t have a beer nearby, so I did what any sober, sane person would do—I turned on the TV and put on a movie. I ended up watching Automata, and honestly, it wasn’t bad at all. That said, I had some issues with the way the robots moved…
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Just like I promised, here’s the first page of the Chronicles.I’ll drop the link soon if you want to buy the full issue—or maybe I’ll just let it go for FREE 99. Still deciding. 🤠 If you like it, buy me a beer 🍺If you hate it, tell me whyOr do whatever tickles your pickle 🥒
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