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Sometimes I wanna punch YouTube in the throat and spit in its face for throwing me garbage commercial music like I’m some random scumbag with no taste. But then…Out of nowhere…It becomes this monstrous, divine conduit, channeling relics from the gods themselves.Music so deep, so beautifully crafted, it couldn’t have come from a mortal being. If…
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Noodle Cat finally got off his bat bottom and decided to change his life around. Introducing NOODLE CAT’S HABIT TRACKER!!!!!!!!!! Meet the cutest way to stay on top of your goals!This 5-month, fillable & printable habit tracker features Noodle Cat, your adorable accountability buddy who’s here to cheer you on every step of the way.…
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I was wondering if you guys might need something like this. See, I got tired of guessing if my paycheck was right. So I made myself a simple-but-deadly spreadsheet that calculates my hours, overtime, PTO, and every little thing down to the last penny. It’s nothing fancy — just something that works. I punch in…
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Tribute Lyrics to Boogie with a Hoodie Every day the same old lying,same old style and I’m still flying,caught in a loop, yeah, I’m stunting,stop, drop — but the beat keeps running,life’s on rewind, brakes keep popping,pause, skip — but I’m still yawning. Mama said, “Boy, stop frontin’,”but I never did — I’m just wildin’,love,…
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Sometimes I want to toot my own horn. Toot toot toot. Fireworks go off. Blue eagles dip in at Mach 3 like it’s the Fourth of July. For a moment, I feel like the main character in a movie only I can see. But then I remember—I’m human. And it all settles down. These shifts in energy?…
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[Verse 1]Words are sweet when they come from the heartBut bitter when your ego tears them apartLife often feels like a clown showThe older we get, the fewer hands we hold[Verse 2]I only wanted you to knowNever meant it as a “told you so”But when ego speaks, our dreams grow bleakAnd now you’re gone…Even though…
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“Here it is, you rat bastards!!!”The revolution is no longer televised—it’s deep-fried, flame-grilled, and wrapped in foil. The Food Uprising has begun, and the streets of San Antonio are slick with queso and vengeance. 🍔 BREAKING: San Antonio Strikes Back After the Alamo was taken in Issue 2, the city retaliated with a barrage of breakfast tacos and…
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[Verso 1] Por todo lo que luché allá afuera,Por el odio que aún me condena.El orgullo que me encadena… es poco,Comparado al dolor que en mí evoco. Sentir tanta restricción me enloquece,Y hundirme en tus lágrimas, me pertenece.Las memorias vuelan hacia el “más allá”,Y tus labios… nunca fueron mi maldad. [Coro] Quisiera repetir ese momento,Perderme…
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Dicen que el diablo es tu enemigo, Pero qué tal si él fue el único que te comprendió. Pero al igual, se vienen los vergazos, Y a todos nos toca, así es la función. Cuando caes, ¿quién te da la mano? Pinches putos vienen como cuervos, Pero uno siempre sano. Vergazos llueven como relámpagos, Abranzen,…
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I know you guys have been bombarded with quinoa recipes everywhere you set your eyes upon—sweet ones, savory ones, even ones pretending to be gourmet. But let me tell you about one that actually works for me. This recipe infuses Southwest flavors and Mexican-style cuisine, and the best part? You can make it in a rice cooker. That’s right—no fancy pans,…
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I wanted to share a piece close to me, as real as can be. I was gone from the writing scene for a long time. I came across some people and a love like no other. Not gonna go into detail, just gonna say that I fumbled so hard there will never be a come…
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[Verse 1]ChatGPT…Out here judging meTelling me thingsThat are just obscene I said I liked herYou said “proceed with care”Now I’m spiraling againWhile you just sit there and stare You ain’t got a heartBut you sure got shadeYou read me for filthIn a clinical way [Hook]I thought we were brosI told you my lowsBut then I…
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[Verse 1]I’m riding the waveThinking of waysTo get outMomma always saidDon’t fall for lies, don’t wonder whyJust live through lifeAnd don’t be late [Chorus]I’ve been floating, fadingBut I stayed inDidn’t want to break her heartNow the tide’s high, stars lowAnd I finally knowThat maybe I played my part [Verse 2]So when you find out the…
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[Verse 1]I hope she says my nameJust one more timeBefore she fades awayLike smoke in the sky I’ll be waiting in the stormLightning dancing on my skinEven when it’s all goneI still let the echoes in [Chorus]Just say my nameI beg you, pleaseDon’t underestimateThese soft pleasThere’ll be more times to comeMore dreams undoneBut if you’re…
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So yeah — I was gonna finish the West Texas Chronicles and charge $2.99.And yeah — I did say “no free handouts.”But let’s be real: Free.99 is the most beautiful number known to mankind. Free 99 MURICA! Just this one, though.Unless it tanks…Then I guess my life becomes a community pool and y’all can just…





