- Stop Auditioning for Other People’s Problems
- Yeah, I get it, your life is boring that you crave drama, we all do. But the thing is we don’t like to get involved in. So yeah, don’t inquire on anything that doesn’t involve you unless you’re ready for knuckle sandwiches or boring ass long conversations where your input is unwarranted.
- Yeah, I get it, your life is boring that you crave drama, we all do. But the thing is we don’t like to get involved in. So yeah, don’t inquire on anything that doesn’t involve you unless you’re ready for knuckle sandwiches or boring ass long conversations where your input is unwarranted.
- If They didn’t Ask, Don’t Advise
- Just don’t ask. At work I say common phrases like “how’s it going” but I don’t really give a flying rat’s ass about what is going on, so when they reply with their nonsense.
- I keep walking.
- Yeah, I know, it’s kind of douchy but I am so used to saying that instead of hi that I can sleep good at night.
- Learn the Ancient Art of “Hmm”
- But without the H because in this mofo, it’s silent. Yeah, I mean it even if you get fat. Instead of getting verbally involved, just think… maybe a nice donut or bagel would make me happier than listen to the bullshit of this asshole’s mouth, or assholina, whatever makes you happy.
- But without the H because in this mofo, it’s silent. Yeah, I mean it even if you get fat. Instead of getting verbally involved, just think… maybe a nice donut or bagel would make me happier than listen to the bullshit of this asshole’s mouth, or assholina, whatever makes you happy.
- Other People’s Drama Has Terrible ROI
- Why waste your time in your coworker’s broken relationship? Don’t you have better things to do?
- You got dishes.
- You got laundry.
- Your car is dirty and smells like tuna.
- Shiii, your own life is probably held together by zip ties and bad intentions.
- Mind your biz.
- Remember That You’re Also a Problem
- You think you’re slick, the best of the best AKA the GOAT cheese… naw, you’re just as messed up as all of us.
- Now get off your high horse and shut the F-up.
- Stop Trying to Save People Who Like Drowning
- I get it, watching somebody drowning in sorrow is cool at first, but then
- You’re emotionally invested.
- Then you’re feeding the neighbor’s cat who already hates you.
- Then you’re doing their laundry, while listening to their DIRTY laundry.
- Then you’re wondering how you became an unpaid therapy perro or perrita.
- Curiosity Killed the Cat
- So, you’ve seen the videos, the memes of cats FAFO. Why would you do that to yourself. Just imagine, ALL OF A SUDDEN the drama gets you involved and there goes the popo taking you to the corralon because you couldn’t just watch from afar with the blinds closed.
- So, you’ve seen the videos, the memes of cats FAFO. Why would you do that to yourself. Just imagine, ALL OF A SUDDEN the drama gets you involved and there goes the popo taking you to the corralon because you couldn’t just watch from afar with the blinds closed.
- Ask Yourself
- Do I really need the drama?
- Is it that good that I can’t turn around and mind my own business?
- If you answered yes, then go for it but don’t tell me I didn’t warn you. Once you F-AROUND, you’re finding out… the hard way.
- Go Home
- Just go home and play some xbox, some ps5 or whatever.
- You know what you dirty ass, maybe wash the dishes and mop the floor. How about that?
- Become Unbothered
- Now the true final form is becoming the TRUEST of all, becoming the unbothered silent assassin who kills with side eye and doesn’t have to utter a word.
- Someone wants to drown you in their bullshit, na ah, I’m a grown person and YOU CAN’T TELL ME NUTHIN, just like Kanye warned us.
- Not today sucka!
- Got better things to do like watch Blue’s Clues.
- Not next week.
- I have bills.
- I have dishes.
- I have dirty laundry, aka boxers with drag strips.
- Become the unbothered silent assassin.
- Master the side eye.
- Mind your god damn business.
- Business is booming!
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