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This beautiful white thing,
gazing at me,
silent on the desk.

Good thing I wasn’t all in
on the RGB rainbow trout dream—
or maybe I was.

But the beauty of it all,
the one pure thought
right before I decided
it would live a little longer—

KILL THAT PIECE OF SHIT.

I bought this k55 keyboard at Walmart when I got a PC. I was mesmerized at the RGB color patterns on the box. Took it home, almost felt like a true villain knowing he will be destroying dimensions, eating garlic galaxies and shitting out cosmic dust into those angry ass black holes. But naw broski, broskinas, the life had other plans. You see, I don’t know if you know, but if you knew, you’d know that life just fucken hates me for whatever reason. I am pretty sure I called it a slur, or said LIFE IS GAY, and it never forgot. So now and the, here an there, it gives me fruit with rotten flavors. Anyway, too much going idle on the mental there, but yeah I got home, installed the CORSAIR software and almost cried as the stupid keyboard glowed like a rainbow trout. BUT NAW, ah ah ha, YIPI KAYAY mofo… it slowed the shit out of my already gay ass PC. OH hell no, I nuked that piece of garbage so hard and so ugly I almost took that keyboard and slammed it against the tub. It was about to find out what happens when you slip and crabs some delicous ribs. But something, some voice, was telling me to let it be and just be content that I even have a keyboard. I know the struggle, I have been there with just a mouse and a digital keyboard… and I calmed down for a bit, just let the nuke be a nuke and kep the smooth ass white looking keyboard and yelled into my pillow for days.