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Maybe it’s me getting older, but man… her music is just straight pissing me off now.
Like, you moved on, it failed, but you still want the dude to know you haven’t been able to get it together? GTFOH.

Don’t get me wrong — Adele’s a badass singer. One of the best. But her music keeps repeating this old echo that probably fucked me up somewhere along the ego. And I hate that.

Is it me? Yeah, it’s probably me. I’m just annoyed by everything nowadays. Getting older does that — you start cursing more, noticing how truly fucked up everything is, and when you look inside… you realize you were probably a piece of shit causing ruckus too.

So yeah… I fucken simped when I was younger. But now that I’m older, the tale does backflips and 360 roundhouse kicks me right in the balls. Like damn, bro — all I wanted was a kiss and a longing… along with a soul contract that was valid in all 3 trillion fucken dimensions.

But nah — it’s all this new “hit and run, kiss and tell, lie to one’s self” bullshit.
Man, if Adele came up with a song like: “I fucked up, but you weren’t an angel either…” I’d cry, bro. No lie.

God. Damn. Simps.

Hello from the other side, you fucken asshole.