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Man, I remember being young. And now that I think about it as an adult, I kind of know why Michael Jackson was the way he was. I still remember when I was 18 and a girl told me I had really soft hands. You know, it brought back a lot of memories. So now that I’m older and working a gritty job, my hands feel pretty rough. So I no longer masterbate I unless I want to give myself a circumcision. Which helps me realize the true meaning of The Jackson 5.